They Must Think We're Stupid

Sometimes when I read the news, I have to wonder if I'm really supposed to fall for this. What's the this? Here's a sample:

1. Paris Hilton saying she doesn't do drugs and hardly drinks, after being released from jail for drunk driving.
2. Dick Cheney claiming he's not part of the Executive Branch, and so he can do whatever he wants with classified documents. The story unfolds here, here and here.
   
3. Ann Coulter saying she hadn't said anything about John Edwards, the day after saying she wished terrorists would kill him.

Have I missed any? Which do you think is most ridiculous? Vote in the poll, or leave your nominations in the comments.